A modest proposal in this holiday season, one that might solve a few ongoing issues\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At this rate, the Cayman Islands Government is already halfway to avian utopia and complete bureaucratic capture, why not recruiting chickens for the RCIPS when they\u2019ve practically perfected the art of governing by cluck and peck?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Picture it: The Royal Cayman Islands Fowl Constabulary<\/strong> rolls out tomorrow. No one notices because, let\u2019s face it, the current setup is so opaque that even the Immigration Minister needs a \u201ctechnical team\u201d to explain what the hell just got passed. Meanwhile, these feathered recruits are already locals\u2014no work permit drama, no status anxiety after 20 years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Benefits? Instant. They\u2019re everywhere already\u2014patrolling Seven Mile Beach, scratching up evidence in George Town, crowing at dawn to wake up the complacency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The budget impact is revolutionary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Paid in feed. No pensions. No consultants. No strategic reviews. Just grain. Imagine the savings ! The value for money ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n Crime wave? Solved. Armed robbers scatter at the sight of a determined rooster\u2014nothing says \u201cback off\u201d like a spur to the ankle. Tourist muggings? Down 100%, because who robs a beach when it\u2019s guarded by an army of judgmental hens?<\/p>\n\n\n\n And parliament? Seamless transition. Bills get \u201credlined\u201d in actual peck marks. No more confusing amendments\u2014just a quick scratch here, a delete there. Kenneth Bryan\u2019s motion passes unanimously because the new Speaker (a majestic Brahma) rules by majority cluck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Welcome To Caymanmunda,<\/p>\n\n\n\n The only place where sentience and sapience aren\u2019t , in the light of present events, necessary traits to get elected, just a megaphone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cluck Cluck ! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A modest proposal in this holiday season, one that might solve a few ongoing issues\u2026 At this rate, the Cayman Islands Government is already halfway to avian utopia and complete bureaucratic capture, why not recruiting chickens for the RCIPS when they\u2019ve practically perfected the art of governing by cluck and peck? Picture it: The Royal Cayman […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19,"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions\/19"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/government-ridiculous.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}